August 2009
4 posts
owowowow
PROLLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVER JUST HAPPENED
i sneezed
and i hit my nose
on my seltzer bottle
now i have a round cap shape imprinted on my nose
HA
July 2009
24 posts
tumblr's being retarded
7 NEW POSTS!?
noooo nothing.
fuckinnnn cheeeeese tortelllllllinnnnnni?
mmm mmm good.
feeeeeeeeeelinnnnnnnnnnn gggggggggggggggggggggood.
WOAH THERES MI TIMER BRB TUMBLRS.
Lobsters come in a variety of colors including the...
fuckyeahfacts:
(The Best Book Of Useless Information Ever)
where do the colors come from?
tempera nails?
Will It Blend?
or will i be left with gross, blue-stained fingernails for all eternity?
whatever, i shall try it and then come back to edit this if it is sucessful.
byebye.
WOW IT WAS SICK
it turned out matte, which is like 10$ for a bottle at OPI.com, and it looks chic and chips off when ya want it to go.
which is when my mother walks in the door bitchez$$!
byebye for tha day tumblrr : ]
The One by Slaughterhouse →
sex n’ drugs n’ dirty monaaay
what the shit lookbook what did you do to my tumbleog just cause i hyped...
– me, upon sighting shit i didnt actually POST
txtsfrmlstnght:
(651): theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
(651): nevermind its newpaper
HAHhaa
reasons why my summer sucks so far:
FREAKING EVERYTHING
June 2009
9 posts
phuck you tumblr for not letting me put up a...
THANKS A LOT
edit.
it was like, some strange thing, m4v but not an mp3 deffooo.
sorry for the angst.
7 tags
meaning of life
cape-fuckin-cod and jayjay’s hot friend and making ice cream on the whale house deck, with no shoes.
stop and shop and too much whipped cream, swimming in our own lake and someone putting sand down my butt.
the dreaded line snaking to the laundry room and therefore bringing enough shorts (4 pairs is best) and enough underwear (all of it) and several tank tops and tee shirts, and more than...
always love
hate will get you
every time
– nada surf
today && yesterday
yesterday it rained so hard, and there was a tornado watch in conneticut, so all of long island somewhat-hoped for a tornado in that way that you don’t actually want it happening, but you wish you had it so you could tell it back to someone you know, someone who lives in seattle or moscow or other places where there are no tornadoes, ever.
sometimes the rain would get so loud that i...